Questions to Ponder When You Can't Sleep

Will Tim Riggens ever marry me?

How did Snookie get her nickname?
And for that matter, how did Turtle?

How much do you think Rachael Zoe weighs?
And how many packs a day do you think she smokes?
And why doesn't she get botox?


How did Jeff and Zoila meet?
Does Zoila have any kids?
Will Jenny ever have her own acting/hosting gig?

How much do you think they make a year? Mostly just curious about Jeff and Zoe.....But I wonder how much Jeff pays Jenny too....that is of much interest.
Probably not to most people...but to me...

Why is Slater so smug?
UGH! Mario and those damn dimples.
GAG

Will Dillon McKay ever be happy?
No.
And what, please, happened to his Porsche?!

Who is Padma's Baby Daddy?

Will Bethenny's marriage make it?
(YES?!!) I hope.
How tall is her new assistant Max?
Not that that's much to ponder....who really cares....I'm just curious I guess.


Did Joe really cheat on Theresa?
He better NOT HAVE!
But with all that animal print.....oye...who can tell!?

WHY are they cancelling Friday Night Lights?

Will Catelynn's mom ever be nice to her?
Poor bubs. I really do feel for her.
Seriously.

Why has Macy been on the cover of US Weekly twice and I haven't ever been on it...not even once....although a guy a dated was....well....one date...but still.

Is this Donald Trump's last marriage?
Blah. Who cares...he is soooooo 2007.

How many women has Jackie turned gay?
OOOhhhh Thintervention.

Why is Johnny Drama so funny? Actually that's not a question....It's just a given....but then....really...why?
Who cares. He's awesome.

How come you ?
And not me?

That's the biggest question.

Of all. Ish.
No. Not "ish".
It is the biggest question.

I Am So Over

The Eye of the Tiger.

Over-rated.


Not the song. (Puuuleeeze...the song is awesome-o)

No.

I am speaking of The Drive.

Or

The Mindset.

Because those people DRIVE ME NUTS-Ish

Probably just because I don't have it...
And I'm jeally.

An "eye" .... Yes

A "Tiger" .... No

And certainly not the Eye of the Tiger.

Allegedly.

Sitting.

Running

Toilets
and
Thoughts.

Drive me nuts.

When I say

"Hillshire"

You Say "Farm".


"Hillshire"


"Farm".


"Hillshire"

"F--m"

Go meat!

Very clever you little ad execs you....

I don't even eat hotdogs and I'm chanting that in my sleep....

Well...that and "5 Dollar Footlong!"

Wish someone would make up a catchy tune about exercise.

When I say "Squats" you say, "Tight Ass"

'Squats!"

"T___t A__"

"SQUATS!"

"Tight Ass".


Go jeans!

Do You Think .....

It's weird or inappropriate that I'm getting a lot of my pregnancy advice from MTV?

What can I say, "I'm 16 and Pregnant" is very educational.

Yes it is.

Showcase Showdown and Other Ideas

Not sure if it's this weird summer weather or that I'm almost 35?

Could be blamed on the bun in the oven or that I am currently a lady of leisure....?

All I know is that I want a plan.

Something new. And successful.

Obviously.

Adventurous.

School? Career move?

Large amounts of random money winnings?

Yes!

I was/am seriously thinking about law school....but then what if after I'm throuhg with school, I don't want to be a lawyer? Not REALLY!? Like really, really.

What if I don't love it enough to give up all the "family time" blah blah?

On one hand, I think the more education the better, no matter what. I mean, a person has to keep growing and learning and all of that jazz.

But to not pracitce law, well.....it is a bit pricey to just expand your brain and vocab, logic thinking skills, and argument points....

On the other hand, I could TOTALLY DIG IT and it could be just what I've been looking for?

I feel like I should take one of those personality tests that tells you what you should do?

With my luck, it will come back with like "Trapeze Artist" or line cook.
Awesome. I can join the circus and in the off season, work at IHOP.

Um, yeah....thanks for that hot tip. I'll start working on my scrambled eggs.

Nothing.
And everything interests me.

I really would like to write something....but how many people in the world try to publish a book?

A BILLION MILLION?!

And I don't do well with rejection...I'm not one of those people to keep sending in my manuscripts for 15 years until I get a big break. If Joe Blow Famous editor tells me I suck, I'm likely to believe him .... It is his job afterall......

So.....

Guess I'll just think about it some more and continue on with my house decorating and baby showers, flower pots and laying out.

Exciting. I'm sure.

Maybe it's just time to move again?

Or win a big prize....

Showcase Showdown here I come?